The Dictatorship of Sapiens Colony is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its national health service, vat-grown people, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 283 million Sapiens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basil II ho Boulgaroktónos. The average income tax rate is 35.9%.

The strong Sapiens economy, worth 18.9 trillion Space Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 66,635 Space Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and Sapiens Colony is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapiens Colony's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sapiens Colony is ranked 241,142^nd in the world and 52^nd in Byzantion for Largest Populations, with 283 million capita.